The Funniest Player-Coach Candidates

Bill Simmons, in his mailbag published today on (by the way Bill, I’ve had plenty of you complaining about your job – you’ve got it easy), brings up Zach Randolph as the funniest player-coach candidate for the Clippers.

Other candidates include Robert Swift as Team Clay Bennett player-coach, Terrell Owens (too easy) as Buffalo Bills player-coach, and Dakota Fanning as actor-director of her next horror movie.

As a serious suggestion: I risk sounding too much like the hopeless Seattle sports romantic I already am, but what about Ken Griffey, Jr. as Mariners player-coach?


~ by ericmonek on April 1, 2009.

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